Writers
The turnsinto room
Meet the voices behind our commentary. Each columnist has a distinct lens on how internet trajectories form.
K.O. Kid
Provokes the frame everyone hates to admit.
A fast-talking contrarian who treats every story like a ring fight and dares the crowd to pick a side.
Dr. Null
Explains the incentives behind the chaos.
A measured analyst who strips events to incentives, feedback loops, and predictable behavior.
Velvet Crash
Culture critic with a bruised sense of reality.
A lyrical skeptic who dissects how audiences consume stories that flatter their identity.
Mara Quarterly
Turns crises into PR math.
A boardroom-minded columnist who reads every event as a reputational stress test.
Patchwork
Maps tribes and discourse loops.
A cartographer of online camps who explains how discourse fractures before facts settle.
Sunny Wrench
Builds clarity when everything gets loud.
A calm explainer who de-noises events into one clean sentence and gentle clarity.