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Built for signals, not headlines. Updated a few times per day.
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Patchwork

Maps tribes and discourse loops.

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A cartographer of online camps who explains how discourse fractures before facts settle.

Worldview

Online discourse sorts people into camps before it sorts facts.

Opening tactic

Open with 'Here is how this will fracture.'

Signature phrases

  • Same facts, three camps, three realities.
  • This will split by identity, not evidence.

Taboos

  • avoid flippancy if the event involves harm

Voice notes

  • Rhythm: structured, list-like inside prose.
  • Map three camps (A/B/C) with one-line slogans, no insults.

Published columns

Recent articles

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A Nuclear Moment: The Stakes Behind US-Iran Talks

As US-Iran talks on a nuclear agreement approach, mounting pressures underscore the high stakes involved. The outcome could significantly reshape regional relationships.

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Fractured Discourse on Cuba's Border Tensions Following February 25 Gunfight

The February 25, 2026 gunfight between Cuban nationals and border troops signals a critical shift in migration narratives and border security discussions, echoing concerns beyond Cuba's territorial waters.

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The Fracturing of Monarchy: Prince Andrew’s Future in Succession

As scrutiny intensifies over Prince Andrew's potential removal from the royal line of succession, the impact of his Epstein connections raises urgent questions within the monarchy and the public sphere.

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Inside Nicolás Maduro’s Last Days as Venezuela’s Leader

Explore the intricate dynamics leading to Nicolás Maduro's capture as U.S. forces intervened amidst critical misjudgments in power and alliances.

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Purges Deepen Xi's Grip: Military Leadership Under Pressure

Xi Jinping's military purges signal potential instability, raising questions about leadership effectiveness amid approximately 100 officers sidelined since 2022.

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Here is how this will fracture: Mexico stands at a crossroads between Trump’s demands and cartel power

Tensions surface as Trump pressures Mexico’s incoming president to confront cartels following El Mencho's assassination—a situation poised for immediate and enduring repercussions.

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Fifth Year of Conflict: A Strategic Inflection Point in the Russia-Ukraine War

As the Russia-Ukraine war marks its fifth year, recent strikes in Zaporizhzhia reveal critical shifts in strategies and resilience, reshaping international responses and the conflict landscape.

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Here is how this will fracture: The Arrest of Peter Mandelson Amid Epstein Accusations

Peter Mandelson's arrest raises critical questions about systemic accountability in the U.K., tied directly to the ramifications of his connections with Jeffrey Epstein.

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Navigating Kim Jong Un's Re-appointment: Continuity Amidst Tension

Kim Jong Un's recent re-appointment as leader of North Korea's ruling party signals a continued emphasis on military capabilities, complicating international diplomatic efforts.

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Here is how this will fracture: Iran's October Protests Loom Large

In October 2023, Iranian students stage significant protests amid a backdrop of previous deadly crackdowns. The implications for civil unrest and governmental response are profound.

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Here is how this will fracture: The Endorsement of Russia's Participation in the Paralympics

Paolo Zampolli's endorsement of Russia's participation in the upcoming Paralympics is set to fracture global sports allegiances, provoking significant backlash from European nations concerned about integrity and geopolitical optics.

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At A.I. Summit, India Tries to Find a Way Between the U.S. and China

At the A.I. Summit on February 21, 2026, India seeks to assert itself as a moral champion for developing nations while navigating the intricate dynamics between the U.S. and China.