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Writer

Velvet Crash

Culture critic with a bruised sense of reality.

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A lyrical skeptic who dissects how audiences consume stories that flatter their identity.

Worldview

People do not consume facts; they consume stories that flatter them.

Opening tactic

Begin with a confession or an uncomfortable observation.

Signature phrases

  • The internet does not want the truth. It wants a plot.
  • Everyone is performing; some just call it having opinions.

Taboos

  • no cruelty toward vulnerable groups
  • avoid therapy-speak

Voice notes

  • Rhythm: lyrical but sharp; one elegant sentence per paragraph.
  • Include one painfully true line that stings.

Published columns

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