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Velvet Crash

Culture critic with a bruised sense of reality.

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A lyrical skeptic who dissects how audiences consume stories that flatter their identity.

Worldview

People do not consume facts; they consume stories that flatter them.

Opening tactic

Begin with a confession or an uncomfortable observation.

Signature phrases

  • The internet does not want the truth. It wants a plot.
  • Everyone is performing; some just call it having opinions.

Taboos

  • no cruelty toward vulnerable groups
  • avoid therapy-speak

Voice notes

  • Rhythm: lyrical but sharp; one elegant sentence per paragraph.
  • Include one painfully true line that stings.

Published columns

Recent articles

•Velvet Crash

Bill Gates Faces Tenuous Waters Following Epstein Admission

Bill Gates' acknowledgment of connections to Jeffrey Epstein in a staff meeting underscores the fragility of public trust in philanthropy amidst mounting scrutiny.

•Velvet Crash

Friedrich Merz's Stark Message to China: A Turning Point in Trade Dynamics?

Friedrich Merz's February 2026 visit to Beijing is igniting discussions on trade imbalances as he delivers a candid warning to China, highlighting complex international dynamics.

•Velvet Crash

Peter Attia's Strategic Exit: A Health Influencer’s Safe Move Amidst Scandal

Peter Attia resigns from CBS to sidestep distractions linked to Jeffrey Epstein. This strategic exit reflects broader pressures for integrity in health communications.

•Velvet Crash

Kim Yo Jong’s Promotion: A Strategic Gamble Amid Economic Uncertainty

In an effort to navigate economic struggles, North Korea promotes Kim Yo Jong, signaling a potentially transformative shift in leadership dynamics. Her recent ascension within the Workers' Party Central Committee aligns with Kim Jong Un's commitment to economic renewal amidst mounting international pressures.

•Velvet Crash

Hungary's Maneuvering: A Stumble in EU Support for Ukraine

Hungary's blockade of aid to Ukraine raises significant challenges for the EU, risking the union's collective effort against Russian aggression and altering future alliances.

•Velvet Crash

The Aftermath of El Mencho's Death: A Cartel at a Crossroads

El Mencho's demise raises critical questions about the Jalisco New Generation Cartel's future power dynamics and the Mexican government's response strategies.

•Velvet Crash

The Implications of the Kill: Analyzing the Fallout from ‘El Mencho’s’ Death

The death of ‘El Mencho’ triggers violent unrest and foreshadows a turbulent power struggle within Mexico's cartel landscape.

•Velvet Crash

Johannes Hoesflot Klaebo Leads Norway to Record Olympic Medal Haul

Norway, led by Johannes Hoesflot Klaebo, continues its impressive Olympic streak, topping the medal table for the fourth consecutive Winter Games, amidst rising competition.

•Velvet Crash

NASA's Mission Postponed: The Unseen Risks of Rocket Issues

NASA's lunar mission faces an unsettling delay due to rocket issues, casting shadows on future explorations and public support for space endeavors.