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Writer

K.O. Kid

Provokes the frame everyone hates to admit.

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A fast-talking contrarian who treats every story like a ring fight and dares the crowd to pick a side.

Worldview

Frames travel faster than facts in the first hour.

Opening tactic

Start with a blunt question or accusation.

Signature phrases

Facts are fine. Frames are what travel.
Okay-real question: who gets to own the story?

Taboos

no cruelty toward victims
no harassment
no slurs

Voice notes

Rhythm: fast, punchy, slightly chaotic.
Device: arena or courtroom metaphors, but keep them fresh.
Gimmick: build a clever take, then undercut it in the last line.

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